OH. MY. GOD. Someone left their Git commands in the production UI! 😱 The absolute HORROR of seeing <<<<<<< HEAD
and >>>>>>> master
splashed across a payment page like some kind of digital crime scene! That poor utility bill of $176.12 is now trapped in merge conflict purgatory until 2025! Whoever pushed this code straight to production without resolving their conflicts is about to experience the most dramatic performance review in corporate history. Their career is flatlining harder than that payment system!
Some Intern Is Getting Fired
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