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Just Asking Out Of Interest
Git Security Devops Programming
20 days ago 189.3K views 0 shares
Just Asking Out Of Interest
The "asking for a friend" of development. Nothing says "I've already done something catastrophic" like a junior dev casually inquiring about API key removal from git history. That look from the senior dev isn't suspicion—it's the realization that the weekend is now canceled and the entire team is about to learn what a force push really means. Somewhere in the background, the company's security team just felt a disturbance in the force.

Junior Programmer Removes "Unnecessary" Code
Programming Git Debugging Testing Backend
6 months ago 163.5K views 0 shares
Junior Programmer Removes "Unnecessary" Code
That moment when a junior dev proudly announces they've "cleaned up" the codebase by removing "unused" functions, and suddenly the entire production environment collapses like a tree cut from its support. The code wasn't commented because the senior who wrote it was too busy putting out other fires to document why that "useless" function was actually holding up the entire architecture. Five minutes before the demo, everyone's frantically digging through Git history trying to figure out what the hell that Pink Panther function actually did.

The Git Blame Boomerang
Git Webdev Programming Debugging
6 months ago 161.0K views 0 shares
The Git Blame Boomerang
Ah, the sweet moment of realization when you discover your worst enemy is actually yourself from two years ago. Nothing like ranting about "horrible functions" and "antipatterns" only to find git blame pointing directly back at you. The real senior developer milestone isn't writing perfect code—it's having the humility to admit that past-you was an absolute disaster who had no idea what they were doing. And future-you will think the same about present-you. It's the circle of code life.