And $80 Billion Wasted For This...

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And $80 Billion Wasted For This...

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Meta burned through $80 billion trying to convince everyone that the metaverse was the future, complete with soulless avatars that look like they were rendered on a PlayStation 2. Now they're shutting down Horizon Worlds and pivoting away from their grand vision. The tech industry's most expensive "oops, never mind" moment.

The "OH NO! ANYWAY" meme format captures the collective response perfectly—nobody's actually surprised or upset. Turns out spending the GDP of a small country to create uncanny valley avatars with no legs wasn't the revolutionary idea Zuckerberg thought it was. Who could've seen that coming? Oh right, literally everyone except the people writing the checks.

The real tragedy here is all those engineers who could've been building something useful instead of debugging why their virtual avatar's eyes looked dead inside. Then again, maybe that was just accurate representation.

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