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Content Garethlilmann-Walker GIW This utter crap is being distributed through schools from the 'local authority' so presume WalsallCouncil today. The level of disinformation is staggering. I'd be proud to find my kids learning to use any of these. Except Discord but that's nothing to do with hacking. What is on a child's computer? Tr Browser used to access the dark web Virtual Machines can hide operating systems not normally found on the computer- like Kali Linux Kali Linux is an operating system often used for hacking WiFi Pineapple is a bit of kit that can be used to capture sensitive data over the in- ternet CO DISCORD Discord is a popular communication plat- form often used to share hacking tips Metasploit is penetration software that makes hacking simple if you see any of these on their computer, or have a child vou think is hacking, let us know so we can give advice and engage them into positive diversions rccuwest-midlands.pnn.police.uk ROCU ah NCA National Crime Agency

The five stages of being ambushed with an app idea: denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and finally reaching for your beer while contemplating how many "million-dollar ideas" you've heard this month alone. Friends somehow believe coding is just typing random characters until an app appears. Bonus points if they offer "exposure" as payment or say "it's like Uber but for [literally anything]." Most developers have mastered the art of the thousand-yard stare while mentally calculating how many weekends this conversation is about to cost them.

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Oh. My. GOD. The eternal tech support NIGHTMARE in one image! 😱 There you are, delivering your MASTERPIECE of documentation, practically SINGING about how the program works, and the user is just... SCREAMING at the program like it personally insulted their mother's cooking! Meanwhile, the program sits there, completely innocent, wondering what crime it committed to deserve this abuse. It's like trying to teach quantum physics to a toddler who's simultaneously on fire and refusing to acknowledge water exists. I can't even! 💀