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The poor Visual Studio logo is literally covering this guy's face like "notice me please!" Meanwhile, VS Code has somehow become the cool kid that everyone flocks to without question. It's like showing up to a party with your reliable SUV when everyone else arrived in sports cars. Sure, Visual Studio can handle enterprise-level projects that would make VS Code cry for its mother, but who cares about actual horsepower when you can have pretty icons and a smaller install size? The classic developer paradox - we'll spend hours customizing themes but won't spend 5 minutes learning the tool that might actually be better for the job.

Oh. My. GOD. The absolute BETRAYAL when someone says they prefer Tailwind while having NO CLUE what modern CSS can do! 💅 The driver's all excited about CSS Grid, Flexbox, and variables while his passenger is just like "I'll take my utility classes, thanks" — and BOOM — gets yeeted to the back seat faster than you can say "!important". It's the front-end equivalent of saying you prefer training wheels when someone offers you a motorcycle. The DRAMA! The AUDACITY!

Content Me after spending 5 hours debugging my code and it turns out I used array.size instead of array.length and my manager sees me laughing hysterically at my code: You wouldn't get it

Content 9:41 A I ON 3 92 38 last seen today at 9:19 am looked into React today to broaden my general design knowledge. Just wanted to get an idea of what I can ask of devs. First time I've done any coding for three years.. Jeez, even getting started was an assault course. OK, need a code editor - download Visual Studio Code. Advice is to then download multiple extensions to improve syntax. Next, apparently I need Yarn. But I first need Homebrew to install Yarn. Download and install homebrew. This takes a while. Install Yarn. Apple then tells me it needs to update xcode. I let it. OK, cool, we're cruising... So I want to view some components. Apparently now I need to install an NPM library, but first I need to download node. I continue typing things into terminal, the meaning of which, I know not. Nearly 45 minutes has passed by this point and I have no idea what I've just done. I'm at literally step one of a tutorial. I go for a run instead. 5:16 pm V haha! fee like a screenshot of that message would get a lot of upvotes on r programmerhumor 5:18 pm Type a message