Seriously, why is this uncommon knowledge

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Monitor 1 Monitor 2 Where is the cursor ? THE CURSOR: Stay absolutely still. His vision is based on movement. imaffio.com ME WITH INVERTED MOUSE CURSOR TURNED ON I don't have such weaknesses.

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