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The sacred ritual of client meetings, distilled into its purest form. They're clients! What do they want? They have no freaking idea. When do they want their undefined requirements? YESTERDAY, of course! Nothing quite captures the existential dread of software development like trying to build something for someone who can't articulate what they want but will definitely know what they don't want when they see your first prototype. The best part? They'll change everything after you've written 10,000 lines of code. It's like playing darts blindfolded while the dartboard is being moved by someone who's never seen darts before.

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Ah, the classic "array starts at 0" bug manifesting in the wild. Some poor dev clearly implemented the ranking system with proper zero-indexing, but forgot that humans count from 1. Now we've got this beautiful disaster where 0th place pays more than 1st place, and the gold medal goes to... whatever the hell "0th" is. The best part? The prize money actually makes sense if you shift everything up one position. This is what happens when you let backend engineers design UI without supervision. Ten bucks says there's a comment in the code that reads "TODO: fix this later" from 2019.

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The referee of sanity (TypeScript) showing a yellow card to chaotic developers who try to assign numbers to string variables. Meanwhile, the player (any JavaScript developer) is like "What? I've been doing this my whole career!" TypeScript's entire existence is just standing on the field giving yellow cards to JavaScript's type-freedom party. And yet some rebels still find ways to use "as any" and sneak past the ref. The compiler error number (2322) might as well be the number of times I've cursed at similar errors this week.