If Unsure Fling Mouse Across Room

Picture this: It's Christmas Eve, you're cozy by the fireplace, and suddenly you remember you need to install that one npm package for tomorrow's deployment. What could possibly go wrong? Everything. EVERYTHING could go wrong. Because that innocent little package you're installing has decided to bring its entire extended family reunion of dependencies—we're talking hundreds, maybe THOUSANDS of packages flooding into your node_modules like they're storming the Bastille. Your terminal is scrolling faster than a slot machine, and you're just sitting there watching package after package install, each one a potential security vulnerability waiting to ruin your holiday. Meanwhile, Santa's up there on Christmas night, probably also running npm install to manage his naughty/nice list database, experiencing the exact same existential dread. Two forces of nature, united in their shared trauma of dependency hell. The perfect Christmas alliance nobody asked for but everyone in JavaScript land deserves. Fun fact: The average npm package has about 80 dependencies. Merry Christmas, your simple "hello world" app now depends on more code than the Space Shuttle.

Content IT IS TIME TO GO. Was I a good web browser? BUT YOUR MEDIOCRITY MADE A LOT OF GOOD WEB DEVELOPERS. NO. seebangnow

Let's be honest—behind every "Software Developer" is just a "Professional Google Searcher" frantically looking up how to fix that bug they created 20 minutes ago. The facade of competence shatters the moment Stack Overflow goes down for maintenance. The real programming skill? Knowing exactly what to Google and which answer to copy-paste without bringing down the entire production server. Your CS degree is just an expensive certificate in advanced search query optimization.

The ULTIMATE workplace personality split! 😭 Designers having full-blown existential crises when another creative joins the team - "AM I NOT ENOUGH?!" Meanwhile, engineers are over there like primitive geniuses forming their coding tribes with zero emotional damage. The sheer AUDACITY of designers thinking they're special unique snowflakes while engineers are just like "MORE MONKEYS TO HELP DEBUG THIS NIGHTMARE!" Engineers secretly know the truth: no single human can possibly untangle the unholy mess of legacy code they've created, so reinforcements are ALWAYS welcome. It's not collaboration, it's survival strategy!

The classic tech recruiter bait-and-switch in its natural habitat! First they post for a fullstack React dev, then suddenly it's a desktop app, then just frontend, and finally—surprise!—they want a React Native mobile expert. And companies wonder why they can't find "qualified" candidates when they're playing job description roulette. It's like ordering a pizza and getting mad when the sushi chef can't make you tacos.

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