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Content E FOSSBYTES NEWS v GEEK v SECURITY HOWTO TOPX v REI The survey revealed that PHP is the most hated programming language with 19 of developers disliking it. The second most hated language was Java with 11, followed by Objective-C in third place with 12. On the other hand, Python won the position of the most loved programming language with 51 voting for it. The second slot was taken by JavaScript with 49 and the third by Java with 37. NYPD

Content Brooks Otterlake i zzzzzz-2h Redacted his name out of sympathy Hi Brooks - I'm a reporter with CNN, working on a story about Al replacing jobs in the US. I saw your tweet. I'm really sorry you were laid off. I'd like to learn more if you have a couple minutes to chat 5:44 PM You accepted the request Hey Which tweet are you referring to? 6:16 PM 9 Brooks Otterlake i zzzzzz Jan 21 I was laid off from Google today after 24 amazing years working on the Crawler team. My job was to click all the links on websites and add the pages to Google. Apparently Al can do this now Was this a serious tweet? 6:18 PM 49 17. 584 8,024 a 213K 1 ProdrammerHumor.io

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Ah, the exclusive "VibeCon" conference where the only attendees are you, yourself, and your localhost. That registration URL (127.0.0.1:8080) is literally pointing to your own computer—meaning this "world's largest vibe coding conference" is just you in pajamas debugging your side project. The cherry on top? It's posted by an account called "HTML Is A Programming Language" with the handle "@java_is_javascript"—which is like wearing a shirt that says "I enjoy chaos" to a meetup of computer science professors. Future date too—classic developer optimism. "Yeah, I'll definitely have this app working by 2025."

Behold the eternal keyboard shortcut debate! Top panel: Rejecting the efficient Ctrl+C/Ctrl+V combo like it's some amateur hour nonsense. Bottom panel: Gleefully embracing the absolutely ridiculous Ctrl+C+C+C+C+C/Ctrl+V approach because... who doesn't love hammering that C key 5 times just to be extra sure you've copied something? It's like buying five backup drives for a 2KB text file. The paranoia is real—and frankly, relatable. That text isn't truly copied until you've mashed C enough times to risk carpal tunnel.

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