The Evolution Of A Developer's Search History

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The Evolution Of A Developer's Search History

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First day of programming: "Let me just Google this regex real quick."

Ten years later: "Let me just DuckDuckGo this regex real quick."

The only thing that changes after a decade of coding is your search engine preference and privacy concerns. Regex remains the eternal mystery that no one bothers to memorize. It's like learning to fold fitted sheets – technically possible but why torture yourself?

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