I Hate CSS But Flexbox Is My Savior

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The absolute TRAGEDY of being a JavaScript developer confronted with explaining Promises! 💀 When cornered and asked to explain how asynchronous operations actually work, even the bravest JS dev would rather face a firing squad than attempt to articulate callback hell, .then() chains, and the mystical async/await sorcery. "Don't shoot! I am JS Developer" quickly transforms to "Actually... just end me now" when faced with explaining the cosmic horror that is JavaScript's Promise architecture. The surrender is REAL.

Content 79 8 41 57 0 Job Description Angular Js AWS Elasticsearch Redis MongoDB Full stack developers will be required to see out a project from conception to final product, Requiring good organizational skills and attention to detail. Working Experience: 5-6 Years Full Stack Developer Responsibilities: Design and implementation of the overall web architecture Designing user interactions on web pages. Staying abreast of developments in web applications and programming languages. "Pixel-perfect" implementation of our approved user interface Creating servers and databases for functionality deployment. Ensuring the entire stack is designed and built for speed and scalability Design and construction of our REST API Integrating our front-end UI with the constructed API Design and implementation of continuous integration and deployment Ensuring cross-platform optimization for mobile phones. Ensuring responsiveness of applications. Working alongside graphic designers for web design features. Seeing through a project from conception to finished product. Designing and developing APIs. Meeting both technical and consumer needs. Full Stack Developer Requirements: Degree in computer science. Strong interpersonal, organizational and project management skills. Proficiency with fundamental front-end languages such as HTML, CSS, and JavaScript especially Node.is elastic search. Proficiency with server-side languages such as Python, Ruby, Java, PHP, and .Net - Server management and deployment for the relevant environment Familiarity with database technology such as MySQL, Oracle, and MongoDB - Database design and management, including being up on the latest practices and associated versions Familiarity with AWS working and Devops experience. Familiarity with a relevant and globally supported framework-both front-end and back-end, if necessary-(e.g., React, Vue, Laravel or Flask ) Ideally, familiarity with CSS preprocessors, bundlers, and associated languagessyntaxeslibraries (e.g., Sass, Less, and webpack) Excellent verbal communication skills. Good problem-solving skills. Attention to detail. Understanding of user experience and possibly even product strategy Experience implementing testing platforms and unit tests Proficiency with Git ( or another version control system as required) Appreciation for clean and well documented code

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute TRAGEDY of spending 8+ years becoming a literal DOCTOR OF PHILOSOPHY only to end up pushing pixels 3 pixels to the left! 😱 Those faces say it all - the existential crisis of realizing your dissertation on quantum computing algorithms or advanced mathematical theories has prepared you for the EARTH-SHATTERING responsibility of... making sure a button doesn't look wonky on mobile. The academic-to-corporate pipeline is basically a fancy water slide that dumps you into a kiddie pool of CSS tweaks. Your brilliant mind reduced to arguing about whether something should be #e6e6e6 or #f0f0f0. The HORROR!