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Content One of the world's best snipers has arrived in Ukraine. The French-Canadian "Wali" from the Royal Canadian 22e Rgiment made his reputation during tours in Afghanistan, Syria and Iraq He fought in the same Canadian unit as the sniper with the world's longest kill (3.5 km) 3 0 9. 4 Awards i read that he became a computer scientist after his time in the service. that means he feels it's more morally correct to kill people than program Javascript Reply 4 5.1k J

When your boss says "No, we can't use a UUID library" and you're left crafting this monstrosity. It's the programming equivalent of making a sandwich with a chainsaw - technically possible, but deeply concerning. The code is basically generating a fake UUID by replacing placeholders with random hex values. It's like putting on a fake mustache and hoping nobody notices you're not Tom Selleck. Works until it doesn't!

Content DISPLAY Developer SetupGuide.tt Welcome to the leopals active development team! Setting up should be easy and you'll be able to be productive in just a few minutes, right? WRONG, BITCH! WELCOME TO HELL What, did you seriously think this 10 million year old website was going to have a clean, maintainable codebase? Welcome to the obfuscated-single-PHP-file-200-page-website pain zone friend! that you cop lookinfint jou concentrated as fastrof, Impost beret, un-testable as they can. What's that, you want some actual advice on the codebase? Yeah, open that shit right up and go ahead, I'll wait. Or, not, because by the time you're done understanding it I'll be fucking dead. What's that sound? You're regretting not joining the art team instead? Understandable - sometimes I also want to leave this place to lovingly create innocent character designs and watch people make terrabytes of low quality porn of it the next day. 1010. Here's your setup guide: Step 1: Find a loaded revolver Step 2: Track down everyone responsible for this mess Step 3: ??? Step 4: IT'S STILL BROKEN AS FUCK. One time I changed the login button color and it broke the battle system. What the fuck. Anyway, that should get you going! If you have any questions, I suggest you pray for the sweet release of death. -Thomas (-

The AUDACITY of reality! Top panel: You, blissfully cuddling with adorable Udemy tutorials that whisper sweet nothings like "become a full-stack developer in 12 hours!" Bottom panel: Your soul being VIOLENTLY MAULED by the bear of actual workplace expectations where suddenly you need to understand legacy code written by seven different developers who all HATED each other! That cute little tutorial didn't prepare you for the bloodbath that is production debugging, did it sweetie? 💅

Schrödinger's Developer: simultaneously alive enough to fill out an online death certificate form, yet dead enough to need one. The ultimate edge case that no UX designer anticipated! How exactly is a deceased person supposed to select "Myself" here? This is what happens when you skip those user stories about zombies during sprint planning. Next up: the form probably asks for your email to send confirmation that you're successfully dead.

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