Infinite-scroll Memes

You've got pagination looking all professional and menacing, "Load More" button trying to act tough, and then there's... THAT ONE. The absolute psychopath who thought "hey, what if we just dump EVERYTHING into one endless scroll and bury all the important footer links where nobody will EVER find them?" Somewhere, a UX designer just felt a disturbance in the force and doesn't know why. The accessibility team is crying. The SEO specialist is having a breakdown. And users? They're scrolling for eternity trying to find your contact page like they're searching for the meaning of life itself. It's giving "I learned CSS yesterday and chaos is my design philosophy" energy. Your frontend license? Revoked. Confiscated. Burned. The ashes scattered to the wind.