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Front-End Wizard: Smartwatch Edition

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6 months ago 391,680 views 1 shares

Front-End Wizard: Smartwatch Edition

frontend-memes, backend-memes, deadline-memes, smartwatch-memes, ui-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

When your boss demands to ship the app before the frontend is ready, so you just slap a smartwatch UI on it and call it a day. Nothing says "enterprise-ready solution" like checking your steps while also managing your database! That battery at 71% is more charged than the developer's will to live after this release.

The best part? Some poor user is now navigating your entire backend with nothing but a rotating bezel and two buttons. Innovation at its finest—or desperation at its most creative.

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