Followup from yesterdays post

THE ABSOLUTE TRAGEDY of slot 404 being EMPTY while Pepsi bottles sit in slots 403 and 405! It's the most DEVASTATING HTTP status code brought to life in a vending machine! Your mom will NEVER understand why you're cackling like a maniac at what appears to be a normal beverage selection. But WE know the truth - that's a "404 Not Found" error in physical form, sweetie! The universe literally created a monument to missing resources right between two perfectly functional drinks. This is what happens when the simulation glitches!

The classic developer-meets-parent scenario with a brutal twist. Dad thinks his daughter's boyfriend works on PlayStation or Xbox, but our hero drops the dreaded console.log() bomb—the JavaScript debugging tool that's printed more despair than all error messages combined. Nothing says "I'm actually just a web developer" like explaining you use the browser console instead of building actual console games. Dad's 10-second countdown is the fastest code review rejection in history.

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The medieval monstrosity perfectly captures what it feels like to be a full-stack developer. You're simultaneously playing a beautiful frontend melody while your backend is a bizarre creature with a face for a butt that's tooting out server responses. One minute you're crafting pixel-perfect CSS, the next you're debugging why your database queries are producing hot garbage. No wonder full-stack devs wear funny hats—it's the only way to maintain sanity while straddling two completely different worlds!

The AI assistant claims to speak "any language" but immediately crashes on the simplest JSON parsing task. Classic JavaScript moment! The bot's confident "You can speak to me in any language" intro followed by the pathetic "parkings_json is not a JSON array" error is the digital equivalent of someone claiming they're fluent in 12 languages but then struggling to order a coffee. The irony is delicious - AI can supposedly handle natural language from humans worldwide but fails at its own native language: properly formatted data structures. This is why we can't have nice things in production.