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The classic developer-meets-parent scenario with a brutal twist. Dad thinks his daughter's boyfriend works on PlayStation or Xbox, but our hero drops the dreaded console.log() bomb—the JavaScript debugging tool that's printed more despair than all error messages combined. Nothing says "I'm actually just a web developer" like explaining you use the browser console instead of building actual console games. Dad's 10-second countdown is the fastest code review rejection in history.

The duality of VS Code existence in one perfect meme! The top text is normal, representing the clean, organized interface we show in screenshots. But flip your monitor upside down and you'll see the hidden truth—our actual code is a chaotic disaster that would make a compiler cry. The upside-down text perfectly captures that moment when your beautiful architecture dissolves into spaghetti code after three Red Bulls at 2 AM. It's like having your IDE in split-screen mode: presentation layer vs. reality layer.

You know those tech nostalgia videos where they boot up a Windows Vista machine running Electron apps and act shocked it takes 45 minutes to open Slack? Yeah, we get it, computers used to be slower. Turns out when you run bloated modern software on ancient hardware, it doesn't perform well. Groundbreaking observation. Meanwhile, that same old PC could probably run DOS or lightweight Linux distros just fine. But no, let's install Chrome with 47 extensions and wonder why the CPU is crying. It's not the hardware that aged poorly—it's the software that got fat and lazy.

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