Back In My Day: CSS Was A Rite Of Passage

SWEET MOTHER OF PERL! That regex is not validating emails—it's summoning a demon from the seventh circle of programming hell! 😱 Look at that monstrosity! It's like someone had a seizure on their keyboard while simultaneously trying to solve world hunger and decrypt alien transmissions. This is what happens when the regex author was clearly paid by the character and had a vendetta against future developers. And the error code? 32001? That's just code for "we've lost all hope and sanity in this codebase." Anyone who claims to understand this abomination is either lying or needs immediate psychiatric evaluation!

Content Normal and sane authorizations: give your client credentials get your auth token and fuck off AWS: create IAM user - create policy - assign the policy to the IAM user auth with assumed- assume the role for create a role IAM user role calculate HMACHMACHMACHMAC("AWS4" kSecret,"20150830"),"us-east-1"),"iam"),"aws4request" with the information from previous steps sum them all up in authorization header and hope to go that you didnt fuck up time format

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THE EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OF BEING A PROGRAMMER! This captcha is pure psychological warfare! It asks you to select squares with bugs, then shows you actual code with obfuscated variable names and hexadecimal gibberish that's DEFINITELY hiding 17 different bugs. But wait—are they talking about ACTUAL bugs or CODE bugs?! THE AUDACITY! Do I click on the insect or that suspicious function that's clearly leaking memory like my coffee mug leaks on my keyboard? THIS is why developers have trust issues! Either way, I'm failing this captcha and questioning my entire career choice simultaneously.

Ah, the classic "passwords don't match" error that appears before you've even finished typing. It's like having a backseat driver for your form inputs. This is precisely why frontend devs invented the onBlur event instead of onKeyDown for validation. One patiently waits until you're done with the field, the other screams at you while you're still thinking. It's the digital equivalent of someone finishing your sentences incorrectly, then calling you wrong. The rage is justified. Form validation timing is the hill many users are willing to die on at 4:54 AM.

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