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The perfect example of form validation nobody thought to test. Nothing says "robust error handling" like asking a dead person if they've died before. Somewhere, a developer is patting themselves on the back for covering all logical possibilities while their QA team contemplates a career change. The ghost of proper user experience design weeps silently in the background. It's the digital equivalent of "Press 1 if you're not here." The kind of edge case that makes you question your life choices as a developer. Bonus points if the "Yes" option triggers a "Please provide death certificate as proof" upload field.

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You spent days optimizing that SQL query to absolute perfection. Indexes tweaked. JOINs restructured. Subqueries eliminated. You turned a 30-second nightmare into a 0.3-second dream. Your boss was impressed... for approximately 5 minutes. Now they're casually dropping phrases like "real-time dashboards" and "instant analytics" in meetings as if your database isn't already sweating bullets just handling the current load. They have no idea that "real-time" means your beautiful query needs to run every 2 seconds instead of once an hour. Congratulations, you've optimized yourself into a corner. Your reward for fixing the performance issue? A completely unreasonable new requirement that makes the original problem look trivial. The database gods are laughing at you right now.

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The classic Scooby-Doo unmasking scene but make it developer nightmare fuel ! 🕵️‍♂️ When you download what seems like a normal file but *gasp* it's actually a zip containing 500 XML files that will haunt your dreams! The file format equivalent of "And I would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling developers!" Nothing says "today's going to be a terrible day" quite like unmasking a seemingly innocent file only to discover it's actually a horrifying XML nightmare in disguise. Time to cancel all your plans and stock up on coffee! ☕☕☕

When the product team forgets to replace the placeholder text and now you're selling Default_juice in production. Classic case of "it worked on my machine" making its way to the shelves! The QA team must've been drinking something stronger than juice that day. Somewhere, a developer is frantically writing a hotfix while explaining to management that "technically, it's still juice..."