Breaking Prod: The Friday Deploy Special

Production bugs Git push Friday deploy Developer fashion Breaking bad On-call nightmare Weekend deploy

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Breaking Prod: The Friday Deploy Special

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The shirt parodies the "Breaking Bad" TV show logo but replaces it with "Breaking Prod" - complete with element symbols Br (Bromine, atomic number 35) and Pr (Praseodymium, atomic number 59). For devs who deploy on Friday, this is basically your hazmat suit. Nothing says "I'm about to introduce catastrophic bugs into the production environment right before the weekend" quite like wearing your criminal intent as fashion. The perfect attire for that 4:55 PM git push that'll have the on-call engineer questioning their career choices at 2 AM.

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