Young Generation

The language wars are getting brutal! C# thinks adding a number to a string makes "a1" because it's doing string concatenation. Python's like "that's not valid syntax, you fool!" Meanwhile, C is just sitting there with its empty string result because it's adding the ASCII value of 'a' (97) to 1, getting 98 (which is 'b'), but then comparing it to an empty string, which is... definitely not what anyone wanted. This is why we can't have nice things in cross-language teams.

Oh look, the stark reality of our life choices laid bare. Kid says "I'm gonna be a doctor!" and everyone celebrates like they just won the lottery. Same kid says "I'm gonna be a programmer" and suddenly it's a funeral procession. Hits different after your third consecutive night debugging someone else's spaghetti code while the doctor friend is posting vacation pics from their yacht. But hey, at least we can automate our depression, right?

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When someone asks why a button doesn't work and gets told to "lick it" - turns out there's literally an onclick="lick" event handler! The perfect blend of terrible tech support and actual code. Next time your app breaks, just remember: maybe the developer really did expect you to lick your screen. Tastes like debugging tears.