When you're taking a break but can't stop thinking about that bug...

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute TRAGEDY of junior development in one UNO card! 😱 Left: A simple choice - "Read the Documentation Or Draw 25" Right: Junior dev with 25 FREAKING CARDS in hand, looking like they're about to collapse under the weight of their life choices! 💀 Because apparently skimming through 3 paragraphs of documentation is THE MOST HORRIFYING CONCEPT IN THE UNIVERSE compared to drowning in a sea of trial-and-error chaos for 6 hours straight! Who needs sanity when you can have the thrill of random Stack Overflow solutions?!

The forbidden love story between a programmer and their trusty variable declaration. That tiny little "var" holds the weight of our entire codebase, and we treat it like a precious pet that somehow magically knows what type it should be. "Oh look at my adorable little var! It started as a string, became a number, and now it's an undefined object causing production to crash! Isn't it cute how it grows up so fast?" JavaScript developers nodding nervously while TypeScript devs watch in horror from a safe distance.

JavaScript, you absolute TROLL! 🙄 First you tell us NaN stands for "Not A Number" and then have the AUDACITY to claim its type is 'number'?! The BETRAYAL! The DRAMA! The INCONSISTENCY! It's like JavaScript is gaslighting its own developers with this nonsense. "I'm not a number, but also I AM a number." Pick a lane, JavaScript! This is why developers need therapy!

The eternal struggle of deciphering a colleague's code has never been so perfectly captured. When someone brags about their "spaghetti code" skills, they're essentially admitting they write tangled, messy, impossible-to-follow code that somehow still works. It's like hearing someone proudly announce they've built a house using nothing but duct tape and wishful thinking. The bewildered reaction is every developer who's had to maintain that nightmare—you heard something about coding skills, but all you registered was "impending doom." This is why code reviews exist... and why developers drink.

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