When I've Been Debugging The Same Problem For A Week

Content Kyle Hill 2 days ago Subscribe Engineers "I made this highly precise and comprehensive technical blueprint so you know exactly how this works" Physicists 11 "It doesn't actually look like this, we're just simplifying the mathematical structure to make it easier for you to understand" Mathematicians This is a subset. I drew it like this so you wouldn't get any information from it. I've got no idea what's inside it - functions, words, bugs. Please stop asking it really doesn't matter. the red arrow represents a morphism ProarammerHumor.io

Content I Am Devloper iamdevloper Remember, a few hours of trial and error can save you several minutes of looking at the README. 2:11 AM 07 Nov 18

The circle of debugging life: introduce a bug, then heroically "fix" it by creating three more. That red error bar isn't a warning—it's a trophy for your commitment to job security. Nothing says "senior developer" like breaking your own code and then spending four hours fixing what worked perfectly yesterday.

The three stages of a developer's evolution: happy-go-lucky naivety when writing any code, mild concern when considering maintainability, and finally reaching god-tier enlightenment when writing code someone else has to maintain. Nothing quite says "I've transcended mortality" like crafting a labyrinth of nested callbacks with zero comments that some poor soul will inherit after you've moved on to greener pastures. It's not sabotage—it's job security!

The eternal battle between sales and development continues! Here we have an airplane-cruise ship hybrid monstrosity representing client requests that defy the laws of physics, software engineering, and common sense. Every developer has been there: Sales comes barging in asking why you can't implement features that would require rewriting the entire codebase, inventing new programming languages, and possibly breaking several fundamental laws of computer science. Meanwhile, the actual request is like asking for a vehicle that's simultaneously a 747 and a cruise ship. Sure, I'll just quickly refactor the laws of aerodynamics and buoyancy during my lunch break! And you need it by Friday, right?

Content I Am Devloper iamdevloper Estimating bug fixes: this could take 2 minutes or 2 weeks, hard to tell