We Are Done When I Say We Are Done

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9 months ago 212,738 views 0 shares

We Are Done When I Say We Are Done

debugging-memes, work-life-balance-memes, developer-frustration-memes, bug-hunting-memes, rage-quit-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Oh. My. GOD! The absolute AUDACITY of that bug to just sit there, menacingly, after I've sacrificed EIGHT PRECIOUS HOURS of my life! 💅 Did it even TRY to reveal its secrets? Noooope! Just stared back at me like "figure it out, genius." So what does any self-respecting developer do? Dramatically slam the laptop shut, declare psychological warfare, and strut out the door with ZERO progress but ALL the attitude. That bug thinks it won today? Honey, I'm coming back tomorrow with a vengeance and three more StackOverflow tabs open. Sleep tight, little glitch - your days are NUMBERED! ✨

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