They Don't Know About The Syntax Error

The eternal developer purgatory: staring at an error message that might as well be written in ancient Sumerian. "Bad argument on line 237" — thanks for narrowing it down to just the entire function. Modern languages with their PhDs and billions in funding still can't tell you what you did wrong without making you feel like you're decoding the Enigma. Sure, let's spend 3 hours debugging what turns out to be a missing semicolon. Totally reasonable use of my finite existence on this planet.

Content THE FASTEST THINGS ON EARTH AIRPLANE the IDE saying that i made an error while just took a small pause to finish my line of code SPEED OF LIGHT

Content When I spend an hour figuring out why my code is broken and it ends up being fixed by quitting and restarting XCode This is the way

Content ARE U GOING TO SLEEP? YES I AM. NOW SHUT UP. I THINK I FOUND THE BUG

Content Python Easy to learn Only one engine Requires good environment CH Ugly but fast Lots of maintanance Leaking problems Spectacular crashes JavaScript Can start anywhere Does weird stuff when carelessly controlled Java Ugly but gets shit done Detailed recording of any crash Scala Requires knowledge of advanced math Bleeding edge technology Needs to be ontop of Java to actually get anywhere

Content What's up? Shh, just a second, we're reading the framework's changelog! Interesting! Nice, they're studying mU cOmmItS They look very focused, don't they? Well, sometimes you have to adapt. I found a way to make them interested CTO pushed to branch master at Framework FW Sd12c679 Next Time Someone Asks You How To Fix An Infinite Loon. Remember Thie TO pushed to branch master at Framework FW 16c21512 This Bug Has Driven Lots Of Coders Completely Mad. You Won't Believe How It ended Up Being Fixed, CTO pushed to branch master at Framework FW 06125a1e2 It's Possible! You Can Turn A 50-line code Chunk Into Just 3 Lines. Here's How. CTO pushed to branch 0.9 at Framework FW 87450es15 This Feature Suddenly Stopped Working. What Happened Next Is Jaw-dropping. CTO pushed to branch 0.9 at Framework FW 544412021 LOve Coding? Here's The Secret Reason Why. CTO pushed to branch master at Framework FW 005130234 This Was The Most Stupid Bug In The World, Fixed In The Smartest Way Ever. CTO pushed to branch master at Framework FW efc2f1cb2 Never Before Had A Small Typo Like This One Caused So Much Damage. TO pushed to branch 0.9 at Framework FW aef1c51a1 Nobody Had Ever created A Function Like This One Before. CTO pushed to branch master at Framework FW a15126189 I Transformed A Bug Into A Feature. Once You Learn How, You'll Never Forget It. CommitStrip.com ProarammerHumor.io