This Bad Boy Can Generate So Much Technical Debt

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Oh, the classic Drake meme but with a nerdy twist! 🤓 This one hits home for so many of us code monkeys! Rejecting something supposedly difficult (understanding women) but enthusiastically embracing something ACTUALLY mind-bending (mastering advanced data structures, algorithms, and Assembly language). The irony is just *chef's kiss* - we'll happily spend 48 hours debugging pointer arithmetic but panic when asked "what are you thinking about?" Priorities, am I right? 😂

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The ultimate dev hypocrisy journey! 🤣 Starts with Patrick boldly declaring "I WON'T USE C#. MICROSOFT IS EVIL" while sitting comfortably in his armchair of moral superiority. But then... the slippery slope begins! First TypeScript (also by Microsoft), then VSCode (Microsoft again!), then GitHub Copilot (guess who? MICROSOFT!), followed by npm package manager, LinkedIn (yep, Microsoft owns that too), and finally surrendering completely to GitHub (100% Microsoft-owned). It's the perfect representation of that developer who swears they'll never touch Microsoft products but ends up completely surrounded by them anyway. The cognitive dissonance is REAL! We're all just SpongeBob pretending we have principles while swimming in Microsoft's ocean! 💀

Content CHOP CHOP CHOP AARGH WHAT IS ALL THIS CRAP ? BIN IT COS WHY IS THIS STRUCTURE HERE? WHERE COULD THIS BRIDGE POSSIBLY LEAD THIS SIGN DOESN'T HELP ME MUCH 18 FTHIS IS BRIDGE WHAT A HORRIBLY DESIGNED STREET, MOST INEFFICIENT. GOOD GOD! WHAT THE HELL DOES THIS CONTRAPTION DO? I hate reading other people's code.