The Crown

Content 1 Am Devloper iamdevloper 39m Dec. 27, 2017 10:23:50 AM V shoutout to all the devops people currently on their parent's wift trying to fix a database issue in production via Twitter Web Client 11 341 Retweets 953 Likes

Content MVP FOUND IT! THIS ONE IS KINDA HOLDING ME BACK LEAVE IT, IT'S NOT HIGH PRIORITY LET'S GO FIX THE BASTARD SO, WE'RE STILL LAUNCHING NEXT WEEK? ! MONKEYUSER.COM

Content robin dreamsofsloth the first thing our new hire did was fix a bug that's been bugging him forever as a user prior to joining. he then breathed a sigh of relief and submitted his two weeks' notice. wtf??

Content Programmer (noun.) A person who fixed a problem that you don't know you have, in a way vou don't understand.

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The dark art of force-pushing to master without verification! This meme perfectly captures the chaotic evil energy of bypassing all Git safeguards with the unholy trinity of commands. Senior devs are having collective heart attacks watching someone casually commit with "--no-verify" and then force push to master. It's like watching someone disable the smoke detectors before starting a grease fire in the company kitchen. This is the coding equivalent of saying "hold my beer" right before destroying the entire team's workflow. The Matrix background is just *chef's kiss* - because you're definitely going to need to bend reality to fix the mess this creates.