The Unused Variable Intervention

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Content In 1982, Anita H. Klock and Jan B. Chodak filed a patent for the first known syntax highlighting system, 5 which was used in the Intellivision's Entertainment Computer System (ECS) peripheral, released in 1983.16 People in 1981:

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When you join a project mid-development and everyone keeps referencing some "Blackbeard" library that's not in the documentation, codebase, or even on Google. Is it a framework? An inside joke? A developer who quit? By week three, you've built your entire understanding around this mysterious entity, and now it's way too late to admit you have no clue what they're talking about. Just smile and nod while frantically searching Stack Overflow at 2 AM.

Sure, install a whole package to generate a unique ID when Date.now() is sitting right there, ready to create timestamp collisions in your production database. Nothing says "senior developer" like using the current millisecond as your primary key. Who needs data integrity when you can have simplicity? Five years later when two users click submit at the exact same millisecond, you'll remember this meme while updating your resume.