The Twenty-Second Coding Messiah

The SHEER AUDACITY of those forkers! You spend HOURS tracking down a hideous bug in a repository, dragging your soul through the mud of someone else's code, only to discover that FIFTY-SEVEN people forked the project and NOT A SINGLE ONE bothered to fix it! They just... synchronized with the original like mindless drones! What's the point of open source if everyone's just going to copy-paste the same broken garbage?! The collective disappointment is CRUSHING. It's like opening the fridge fifty times hoping food will magically appear, but it's STILL EMPTY EVERY TIME! 😭

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Oh. My. GOD. The absolute TRAUMA of junior development in one perfect image! 😱 There's our poor, innocent Jr Dev having an existential crisis about remembering what their code actually does, while the Sr Dev - with their distinguished salt-and-pepper hair and that INFURIATING mustache of wisdom - just casually drops the most terrifying truth bomb in software engineering history! "That's the neat part. You don't." EXCUSE ME?! Are you telling me we're all just throwing spaghetti at digital walls and HOPING it sticks?! The audacity! The honesty! The horrifying accuracy! This is why documentation was invented, people - because our code is basically a mysterious ancient artifact the moment after we write it!

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