The Real Debugging King

This is a brilliant play on Big O notation, the bane of every algorithm class! The computer nerd's algorithm is O(1) - constant time complexity, the holy grail of efficiency. The A-student's algorithm is O(N) - linear time that scales with input size, respectable but not perfect. And then there's "my algorithm" at O(N!) - factorial time complexity, which is basically computational suicide. It's the difference between your code finishing in microseconds versus the heat death of the universe. The exclamation point is both the factorial notation AND the appropriate reaction when you realize your algorithm will take longer to run than the lifespan of several stars.

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Ah yes, the classic "my encryption key expired because of daylight saving time" excuse. That's like blaming your missing semicolons on Mercury being in retrograde. For the uninitiated, RSA keys don't actually "expire" due to time changes—they're cryptographic keys, not yogurt. And that shocked expression is exactly how security engineers look when someone suggests their SSH connection failed because their 512-bit key (already dangerously outdated) somehow got confused by the clocks changing. Next time your upload fails, just admit you tried to push directly to production at 4:59 PM on a Friday. We've all been there.

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