The Real Debugging King

Content References 418 I'm a teapol Y Filter 414 URI Too Long 415 Unsupported Media Type 416 Range Not Satisfiable 417 Expectation Failed 418 I'm a teapot 421 Misdirected Request 422 Unprocessable Content 423 Locked English (US) 418 I'm a teapot The HTTP 418 I'm a teapot client error response code indicates that the server refuses to brew coffee because it is, permanently, a teapot. A combined coffeetea pot that is temporarily out of coffee should instead return 503. This error is a reference to Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol defined in April Fools' jokes in 1998 and 2014. Some websites use this response for requests they do not wish to handle, such as automated queries. Status 418 I'm a teapot Specifications

Content Self-driving Car Hits Robot Dog. JavaScript's NaN likely culprit. In a bizarre accident, a Tesla self-driving car hit a Boston Dynamics robot dog on a quiet suburban street. The car's driverless software is being blamed for the accident, as it failed to properly cast a string to a number, causing the car to believe the dog was a car from a competing manufacturer, which must be at all times engaged in a high- speed race to see who's best. We spoke to the car's manufacturer, who told us they are "working hard to fix the issue." "We should have migrated to TypeScript ages ago, but Bob from HR became a parent last summer and had been asking for a raise ever since," said the manufacturer. "We just couldn't justify the cost." "We never thought this would happen," they added. "NaN is, by definition, not a number, so we never thought it would be possible for nothing to cause something to happen. That's not the Christian way." The robot dog, for its part, was reportedly unharmed in the accident because its world-class Rust codebase makes it "virtually indestructible."

Content hole Haggis has a hole in his roof. He never fixed it because on rainy days it is too wet to work. And on sunny days it doesn't need fixing.

Ah, the ancient hieroglyphics of code written before the holiday break. You stare at it like an archaeologist trying to decipher a dead language. "Who wrote this?" you wonder, before checking git blame and realizing it was you... three weeks ago. The coffee isn't strong enough for this level of amnesia. Your brain has completely purged all context about what the hell you were thinking when you wrote that nested ternary operator. Just approve it and type "LGTM" (Looks Good To Me), because honestly, who even remembers how this codebase works anymore?

Oh. My. GOD. The absolute TRAGEDY of being a junior developer! 😭 Here we have the most PERFECT representation of tech hierarchy ever created! The massive locomotive labeled "Project" is being pulled by a tiny toy train labeled "Junior Developer" while the Project Manager and Senior Developer just... STAND THERE... watching the poor junior do ALL THE WORK! The junior is literally CARRYING THE ENTIRE PROJECT on their inexperienced shoulders while the higher-ups supervise from a safe distance! The audacity! The drama! This is basically every junior's first six months in tech - doing the impossible while everyone else "provides guidance." And by guidance, I mean watching you struggle while occasionally shouting "you're doing great!" 🙄

The classic "read the error message" saga, but with DevOps flair! Developers see that pesky note about checking build logs before bothering DevOps, consider it for a microsecond, then immediately set it on fire and smile while their problems burn alongside their dignity. Why troubleshoot yourself when you can interrupt someone else's perfectly good coffee break? That suspicious smile in the last panel is the universal "I'm about to ruin someone's day with a problem I could've fixed myself" face. The DevOps team's collective blood pressure just went up and they don't even know why yet.