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Content SOFTWARE ENGINEER CHEAT SHEET Source:TheCooperReview.com It's a non-trivial amount of work I won't be able to copy and paste This is a temporary This is a permanent solution solution lIl be finished by Monday That's funny Do you want it done fast or do you want it done right? Just file a bug I won't tell you which Monday I literally hate you It will be neither I have no idea what you're saying right now That's an expansion forgot you needed that feature of scope We can't test that We can but we won't I'll just put it behind a flag for now It will never ship I can't realistically estimate that - I don't know how estimates work I don't think users will care about that have dinner reservations at 8 This is an Alpha release It doesn't work This is a Beta release We fixed a lot of bugs but it still doesn't work I'll add that to the I'm hoping you'll forget about it backlog We are focusing on - I'm going to go take a nap high priority fixes only

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Content 1 MILLION Downloads 4.1 22.110 Tools Similar WHAT'S NEW - Updated third-party libraries - Many changes under the hood - Fixed bugs - Added more bugs to fix later

Content Anonvmous 012618(Fri)06:51:42 No.64471426 v 64471455 64471475 64471656 64473252 64471399 (OP) Redpill me on ps2. the virgin usb keyboard has to wait his turn to get the cpu's attention politely asks the cpu to accept the new input general purpose port, has to identify himself as a keyboard before the system know what to do with him gets blocked when a virus kills all access to usb devices hot swappable and is okay with that The Chad PS2 Keyboard always works, doesnt stop until the power goes down literally interrupts the cpu, tells it to work on it's input before anything else has his own dedicated port, system know who he is before even the bios is loaded literally impossible to kill besides unplugging it not hot swappable, when unplugged it crashes the whole system like a true alpha peripheral

Content Walf walfieee Follow escape room concept: - you are a software engineer - there is a production issue related to a legacy codebase - no one knows how it works - various credentials are scattered around the office on post-it notes -there's some printouts of git diffs - you have an hour to fix this 5:36 am - 18 Jan 2018 6,627 Retweets 14,204 Likes 356 17 6.6K 14K

Content 1 had plans for last week to fix all 5 bugs in the code. Only 9 left.