The Emotional Stages Of Debugging

Programmer life Null pointer Emotional damage Software bugs Code errors Silent suffering Thousand yard stare Acceptance

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The Emotional Stages Of Debugging

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A child's worksheet about bugs repurposed for the programmer's reality. "Bugs make me feel fine" and "When I see a bug, I say nothing" paired with that thousand-yard stare... That's not emotional suppression, that's just Tuesday. The face isn't blank from lack of artistic skill—it's the perfect representation of a developer's soul after the 17th unexplainable NullPointerException of the day. No screaming, no crying, just empty acceptance and the silent knowledge that dinner will, once again, be cold takeout at midnight.

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