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The AUDACITY of this meme! 💀 On the left, we've got the junior dev coding in private - a majestic cruise ship PERFECTLY navigating a narrow canal with millimeter precision. But the RIGHT side? That's the EXACT SAME DEVELOPER the millisecond a senior walks by - suddenly transforming into the infamous Ever Given ship blocking the entire Suez Canal in a catastrophic sideways disaster! Because nothing says "I swear I know what I'm doing" like your code mysteriously breaking the moment someone with experience glances in your direction. It's like your fingers forget how to type and your brain forgets what a function is!

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