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Ah, the eternal programmer's defense mechanism when confronted with the dreaded "it doesn't work" complaint. The meme perfectly captures the four horsemen of developer excuses: A) "Somebody must have changed my code" - The classic blame deflection. Because obviously your immaculate code couldn't possibly have bugs. B) "I haven't touched the code in weeks!" - The temporal defense. If it was working before and you haven't touched it, clearly the bug must have spontaneously generated itself. Quantum computing at its finest. C) "It worked yesterday" - The mysterious overnight code degradation excuse. As if code has an expiration date like milk. D) "It works on my machine ¯\_(ツ)_/¯" - The ultimate programmer's shrug. Not my problem if your environment can't handle my brilliance. Meanwhile, the cat's smug expression says it all - we know we're full of it, but we'll never admit that our code might actually be the problem. Time to suggest they restart their computer and pray the problem magically disappears!

Content There he is So I showed the whole demo to the client, just as planned So? And And I followed the exact paths we had planned.. Well nothing happened, there was no problem at all Huh? Yeah, and what happened? What do you mean by "no problem"? leven did the whole demo a second time... still not a single bug I have no idea... I guess everything went just as planned. Really? Are you sure? How is this possible? That's incredible.. CommitStrip.com Only if this could happen!

Content I'M PUNK SO I MUST REBEL SEROLOGY OYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLOURS 50 MUST BE LOOKING FOR ATTENTION SIM ASIAN 250 MUST LIKE MATHS I'M A PROGRAMMER SO MUST BE GOOD AT FIXING YOUR PC

OH. MY. GOD. That vintage car with CHANDELIERS for headlights is the MOST DRAMATIC representation of our coding lives! 💅 You spend 6 hours writing a gorgeous algorithm only for it to crash spectacularly, so what do you do? Slap some random Stack Overflow solution on it that has NO BUSINESS working but somehow DOES?! The coding equivalent of attaching fancy chandeliers to a Cadillac and driving away like it's TOTALLY NORMAL. Your code might look ridiculous, but honey, if it passes QA, it SHIPS! Just don't look at the commit history... that's where the REAL horror show lives.

Content ME AFTER SEEING 10 ERRORS IN MY 20 LINES OF CODE: THE GUY WHO CODED THE COMPILER WITHOUT THE COMPILER: Y Shame

Content SENIOR DEV PUT IT IN BACKLOG JUNIOR DEV SO WE CAN FIX IT LATER, RIGHT? SO WE CAN FIX IT LATER, RIGHT?