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Nothing quite hits like the unholy combination of insomnia, someone else's questionable code, and the unearned confidence that comes with running it through Valgrind at unholy hours. You're not even working on your own project—you're just out here at 3am being a full-time code critic for some stranger's GitHub repo, watching memory leaks light up like a Christmas tree. The pure GLEE on your face as Valgrind spits out error after error? *Chef's kiss*. Invalid reads, memory not freed, definitely lost bytes—it's like watching a train wreck in slow motion, except you're eating popcorn and taking notes. You didn't come here to contribute or open a helpful PR. You came here to JUDGE, and Valgrind is your weapon of choice. For the uninitiated: Valgrind is a debugging tool that hunts down memory leaks and other memory-related crimes in C/C++ programs. It's basically the snitch of the programming world, and boy does it love to tell on people.