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Content Manish Kumar manishjune1698 me reading the documentation trying to figure out through stackoverflow YouTube then having a breakdown

The AUDACITY of developer time estimates! 💅 First we're all rainbow-haired confidence: "EOD? EASY PEASY!" Then reality slaps us with clown makeup as our estimates spiral from "just a week" to "umm, two weeks?" until finally we're standing there bare-faced, dead inside, admitting "this monstrosity needs TWO MONTHS." The makeup removal process is basically just our souls leaving our bodies with each passing deadline. It's the software development circle of life - start as a unicorn, end as a corpse. Hofstadter's Law in full technicolor glory!

Content Stop it, you're crazy! This isn't you talking, it's the vodka! It's not a game for cowards... Leave it. Come on, gimme that and let's get it over with! Each one on his own prod server? Each one on his own prod server. rootserver: RANDOM 6 0 rm -rf I echo "Lucky boy", CommitStrip.com

Software companies really out here asking you to stop pirating their $600 software while simultaneously demanding you buy it at full price. Like, my guy, if I had $600 lying around, I wouldn't be pirating it in the first place. The circular logic is chef's kiss. It's giving "entry-level position requiring 5 years of experience" energy. Fun fact: Studies have shown that software pirates often become paying customers once they can actually afford it. Turns out, people who learned Photoshop through "alternative means" in college tend to push for their companies to buy legitimate licenses later. But sure, keep yelling at broke students instead of offering reasonable pricing tiers.

Content WHEN YOU'RE WORKING WITH AN ACADEMIC AND INSTEAD OF DOCUMENTATION. THEY SEND YOU A POF OF THEIR PAPER

Content So THIS is work?