Taking one for the team. Oh wait, why is production down?

The ultimate developer escape hatch has arrived! Some genius created a GitHub repo called "git-blame-someone-else" with 11k stars and counting. It's basically the digital equivalent of writing "not my fault" in your commit messages, but automated. The repo description says it all: "Blame someone else for your bad code." Finally, a way to attribute those questionable 3 AM coding decisions to your coworkers! The MIT license is just chef's kiss—legally allowing you to distribute your blame. Who needs accountability when you have this repo? Your tech debt just became somebody else's problem!

Content The uS A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without An email about a critical production bug

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Content Hey, are you sleeping? I found out how to fix that bug on line 97 How can you be so sure I didn't find a solution? Yes, now shut up! No, you did not! We will google a solution tomorrow I'm your brain and I don't remember you ever fixing a bug without googling it first!

Content Co-worker: We need to debug this Me: Okay let me break out my tools Me: printf

Content Just because I'm a programmer doesn't mean I can fix your printer 1 can fix it POT I mean.. COT FASTEST But not because I'm a programmer