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The grumpy face never changes, just the multitasking skills. Before kids: "This code is garbage!" After kids: "This code is garbage AND I haven't slept in 3 days!" The true parallel processing isn't in your fancy algorithms—it's coding with one hand while holding a baby with the other. Somehow both scenarios involve cleaning up messes and debugging mysterious errors that make no logical sense. The only difference? One of them eventually grows up and stops crying. The code never does.

Einstein's lesser-known theory of project management relativity! This meme brilliantly captures what every developer silently thinks during those two-hour meetings that could've been an email. Project managers somehow exist in a quantum state where they simultaneously create Gantt charts nobody reads while asking "can we just add this small feature?" three days before launch. The space-time continuum itself warps around their ability to schedule three overlapping meetings and still find time to ask why you're behind schedule.

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Content Dolores, bring yourself back online I can't start because api-ms-win-crt-runtime-11-1-0.dil is missing from the system. Please install Visual C 2015 Runtime. Installation failed 0x80240017 - Unspecified Error.

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