Remembers How To Fix

Content Python is the easier language to learn. No brackets, no main. You get errors for writing an extra space

Content Wow, a different error message... Finally some progress! LAGS

Content Not This Time Junior! Today Is the Release Day. Bug Bug There Is a Bug! Lead Developer Junior Tester

Ah yes, the classic "let's handle years with a switch statement" approach. Some poor developer back in 1999 was like: switch(year) {   case 2020: // pandemic mode   case 2021: // still pandemic   case 2022: // recovery mode   case 2023: // normal-ish   case 2024: // election chaos   // TODO: add more years later   default: trainControl.panic(); } And then they quit, got promoted, or died before anyone remembered to add 2025. Twenty-five years after Y2K and we're still writing software like time is a finite concept. This is why we can't have nice things... or functioning trains, apparently.

Content QA telling me the environment they found the issue in QA including the air temperature in the room when they found the bug

Content "Just keep coding. We can always fix it later."