Rebranding bugs as features: a practical example

Content compiler: Error me: changes nothing, runs again. compiler

Content include stdio.h int main()

Content WHENTHE 3RD PARTY LIBRARY "FRAMEWORK IS FULLOFBUGS WHEMYOU REALISE IT WAS YOUR CODE AND THE LIBRARY IS FINE imgflip.

Content Just keep coding. We can always fix it later.'

Content WHEN YOU'VE PUT 60 HRS INTO A BUGFIX AND IT STARTS WORKING AGAIN RANDOMLY imaflip.com

Oh the thousand-yard stare of a dev who's been through dependency hell ! That moment when you're trying to resurrect ancient code and make Spark, Java, and Python play nice together... it's like trying to make three cats dance in formation! The smoking cigarette is basically a requirement after hour 12 of "but it worked on the original developer's machine!" Nothing ages you faster than compatibility issues from a codebase older than most interns at your company! 😭