Peace Out

The duality of programmer confidence is brutal. Solo coding? You're basically the Hulk of software engineering—unstoppable, crushing bugs with your bare hands, refactoring entire codebases before breakfast. But the moment someone peers over your shoulder? Suddenly you're typing with your elbows, forgetting how to declare variables, and googling "how to exit vim" for the 500th time. The cognitive processing power required to both code AND maintain the illusion that you know what you're doing is mathematically impossible. It's like Schrödinger's developer—simultaneously brilliant and clueless until observed.

THE AUDACITY of developers rejecting actual debugging tools! 💅 Why spend a measly 10 minutes setting up a proper debugger when you can WASTE YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE adding and removing console.logs like a caveman?! The sheer drama of watching your code vomit random variables into the console while you frantically add more logs is just *chef's kiss* PEAK DEVELOPER SELF-SABOTAGE! And don't even get me started on the theatrical performance of removing all those console.logs before committing your code—only to add them ALL BACK when the bug reappears 5 minutes later! It's not procrastination, it's an ART FORM!

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Content HaHa says: July 8, 2022 at 3:56 pm Javascript? Just nuke it from orbit. It has one purpose: When applying for a SE job ask 'What server side Javascript do you run?' If the answer isn't something along the lines of 'None, are you insane?', run away. Terminate the interview right there and leave. You don't want to work for those twits. Javascript could compile to the tightest machine code on earth and it's ecosystem would still suck big wet donkey balls. It's where all the worst coders have spent the last 20 years on the most monumental steaming pile, ever. Javascript outside the browser is a tell, like someone who drives a French car. No fixing that level of stupid. Wish them 'Better luck next reincarnation' and never look back. Reply Report comment