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The programmer's emotional roulette wheel has precisely two settings: "I'm a genius" and "I suck." That tiny sliver of genius euphoria comes right after fixing a bug that took 8 hours to solve (which was just a missing semicolon). The massive "I suck" portion represents the other 23 hours and 59 minutes of the day when your code inexplicably breaks after adding a single comment. No middle ground exists in this profession—just the perpetual whiplash between godlike omnipotence and questioning your career choices.

The evolutionary stages of a developer's copy-paste technique. First, there's the primitive mouse method—effective but barbaric. Then comes the standard keyboard shortcut approach—a clear sign of basic intelligence. But the true sophistication emerges when you frantically smash Ctrl+C multiple times because that unresponsive terminal has definitely ignored your first four attempts. It's not paranoia if the clipboard really is out to get you. The tuxedo in the final panel is well-deserved—you've clearly mastered the arcane art of "making absolutely sure" your code snippets survive the perilous journey to the clipboard.

Python developers love to brag about solving problems in three lines of code, but ask them to explain what from mysterious_module import black_magic actually does and suddenly they're having an existential crisis. It's the classic "I have no idea what this library does but Stack Overflow told me it works" syndrome. Who needs understanding when you have imports? Just copy, paste, and pray to the Python gods that the dependencies don't break in the next update!

Sweet mother of backslashes! The absolute AUDACITY of this developer thinking Vim regex and Perl regex are interchangeable! Honey, that's like showing up to a knife fight with a spoon! 💀 The final panel is the regex equivalent of a horror movie jumpscare - that unholy abomination of backslashes would make any text file burst into flames! And a 700MB text file?! Who hurt you?!

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