Microsoft writes release notes like I write commit messages

Content include stdio.h int main()

Content When you finally figure out why your code had that one bug

Content Debugging by making random changes Debugging using print statements Debugging using a debugger Debugging by posting code on Reddit as part of a meme, knowing people will feel compelled to point out what's wrong with it ProdrammerHumor.io

Content RU You seem to be shaking the phone in frustration. Would you like to submit a bug report? DISABLE NO YES

Content STOP USING FLOATS BINARY DATA WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE DECIMAL PARTS YEARS OF COMPILER DEVELOPMENT yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for anything other than char and int Wanted to use decimal numbers anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called FIXED-POINT ARITHMETIC 'x can be FALSE', ' is a number', 'the sum of t and is 0.30000000004'-statements dreamt up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what Floating-Point Numbers have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the circuits and data types we built for them (This is REAL Floating-Point Arithmetic, done by REAL computers): fld TBYTE PT rdi X2 number 0.5F; fyl2xp1 fdecstp number; fld st(0) fstp TBYTE PTR rdi i ( long ) y; fld TBYTE PR Ersil 05f3759df - ( i 1 ); fstp OWORD PTR rsp16 movsd (float ) Si; xmmO, QWORD PTR rsp16 V y (threehalfs - (2 y y ) ); ucomisd xmm1. xmmO sign exponent (8 bits) significand (23 bits) 01000100000000000000000000 0.15625 30 23 22 (bit index) "Hello, I want to know if f is a real number and less than -1 please?' 'Sure, that'll be f!f?0: -10.fff-1.f0?0:-1.ff' They have played us for absolute fools

Ah, the infamous triple authentication check! Because checking once if a user is authorized wasn't paranoid enough, so let's do it THREE times in nested if statements. It's like telling your crush "Are you sure? Are you really sure? Are you ABSOLUTELY sure?" before believing they actually like you. The funniest part? This code would functionally be identical to a single authorization check. It's the security equivalent of locking your door, then checking it's locked, then checking again... while leaving your windows wide open. Somewhere, a senior developer is having heart palpitations looking at this redundant security theater.