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Content GA how much is 0.10.2 0.1 0.2 0.3 GA youre wrong, its 0.30000000000000004 You are correct. I apologize for my mistake. When working with floating-point numbers, sometimes there can be small rounding errors that can cause unexpected results. The actual sum of 0.1 and 0.2 is indeed 0.30000000000000004. Thank you for bringing this to my attention.

THE ABSOLUTE HORROR of realizing you just overwrote that genius algorithm you spent 3 hours perfecting with some random Stack Overflow snippet! 😱 Your brain, that pink blob of betrayal, waited until AFTER you hit Ctrl+V to remind you. And now your masterpiece is gone forever, floating in the digital void, replaced by someone else's mediocre solution that probably doesn't even work. The clipboard - that fleeting, single-slot memory bank - has claimed yet another victim! The silent scream in the last panel is the sound of your soul leaving your body.

Content How to fix any computer Windows Step 1. Reboot Did that fix it? Nor Proceed to step a Step a Format hard drive. Reinstall Windows Lose all your files Quietly weep Apple Step 1. Take it to an Apple store Did that fix it? No? Proceed to step a Step a Buy a new Mac Overdraw your account Quietly weep Linux Step 1. Learn to code in C. Recompile the kernel. Build your own microprocessor out of spare silicon you had lying around Recompile the kernel again. Switch distros. Recompile the kernel again but this time using a CPU powered by refracted light from Saturn. Grow a giant beard. Blame Sun Microsystems. Turn your bedroom into a server closet and spend ten years falling asleep to the sound of whirring fans. Switch distros again. Abandon all hygiene. Write a regular expression that would make other programmers cry blood. Learn to code in Java. Recompile the kernel again (but this time while wearing your lucky socks). Did that fix it? No? Proceed to step a Step a. Revert back to Using Windows or a Mac Quietly weep

The three stages of a developer's evolution: happy-go-lucky naivety when writing any code, mild concern when considering maintainability, and finally reaching god-tier enlightenment when writing code someone else has to maintain. Nothing quite says "I've transcended mortality" like crafting a labyrinth of nested callbacks with zero comments that some poor soul will inherit after you've moved on to greener pastures. It's not sabotage—it's job security!

Content Me to the bug I can't fix after trying to solve it all night Fuck you and "I see you tomorrow! ProarammerHumor.io

Writing incomprehensible code isn't a bug—it's a feature. That senior dev who writes cryptic one-liners with zero comments? They're not sloppy; they're building their legend. Nothing says job security like being the only one who can decipher your own arcane syntax. Sure, your code review might be a disaster, but at least they'll remember your name when the production server catches fire at 3 AM and you're the only one who can fix it. Infamous is still famous in git blame.