Me, debugging

The eternal struggle of picking up where you left off! The proper way? Detailed commit messages. The realistic way? Random notes. The galaxy brain way? Frantically mashing Ctrl+Z until you recognize something, followed by the inevitable panic of realizing you went too far and desperately hitting Ctrl+Shift+Z to recover. Nothing says "professional software engineer" quite like time-traveling through your code history via undo/redo shortcuts while muttering obscenities under your breath.

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OMG, the corporate hellscape bingo card that haunts my NIGHTMARES! 😱 Who needs horror movies when you've got "A call to discuss calls" and "Timetracker" lurking in your calendar? The sheer AUDACITY of "QA is not needed; just write code without bugs" has me SCREAMING into my ergonomic keyboard! And my personal favorite: "Finished the feature? It's not needed anymore, remove it" - because nothing says "I value your existence" like making your work COMPLETELY POINTLESS! This isn't just a bingo card, it's a documented cry for help from the trenches of software development where souls go to die and coffee becomes a life support system! 💀☕

BEHOLD! The magical power of git rebase master - where problems don't get solved, they get ERASED FROM EXISTENCE! 💀 One second you've got a person lying on the tracks about to be OBLITERATED by the trolley of doom, and the next? POOF! They've vanished faster than my will to live during a merge conflict! The trolley problem isn't a problem if you just rewrite history to make it look like there was never anyone on the tracks to begin with! Who needs ethics when you have force push privileges? NOT ME, DARLING! 💅

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