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You know that special kind of existential dread when code that was broken yesterday suddenly works today without any changes? Like, did the compiler just wake up on the right side of the bed? Did the server finally get its morning coffee? The universe is gaslighting you into thinking you're a competent developer when really, your code is just playing psychological warfare.
The worst part? You'll never know what was actually wrong. Was it a caching issue? A race condition that only manifests during Mercury retrograde? Did you accidentally fix it while rage-typing other code? Nope. You just sit there, sipping your drink with that "interesting" energy, pretending this is totally normal and you definitely meant for this to happen.
Pro tip: Just commit it before the code changes its mind again. Don't ask questions. Don't investigate. Ship it and run.
