Levels of satisfaction

Somewhere in the multiverse, SQL decided that letting you accidentally nuke your entire database was just too entertaining to prevent. That's why UPDATE and DELETE statements don't require a WHERE clause—they just strongly suggest it. It's like SQL is that friend who hands you a chainsaw and says "try not to cut your leg off" instead of giving you safety training. The number of junior devs who've learned this lesson by wiping production data is probably higher than the number of semicolons in their codebase. And yet, decades later, we're still teaching this lesson on classroom projectors instead of fixing the language. Classic tech industry solution: "Let's document the problem instead of solving it!"

Ah yes, the coveted "No AI" badge—proudly displayed by developers who spent 17 hours debugging their own spaghetti code instead of asking ChatGPT to fix it in 3 seconds. It's like bragging about churning your own butter when there's a perfectly good supermarket next door. "Look at me, I suffered unnecessarily and have the dark circles under my eyes to prove it!" Meanwhile, the deadline was yesterday and the client is wondering why a simple feature costs more than their car payment.

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The classic tale of hubris followed by reality. First tweet: "We patched every bug!" Second tweet (3 minutes later): "Someone SQL injected our login form." Nothing says "we're totally secure" quite like getting hacked minutes after your victory lap. SQL injection is literally in chapter 1 of "Web Security for Dummies," right next to "Don't fire your entire security team." The most secure system is the one that's turned off. The second most secure is the one where you don't tweet about how secure it is.

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That moment when you open a gorgeous-looking game only to find spaghetti code and 30 FPS under the hood. Unreal Engine is like that fancy restaurant where the dining area is immaculate but the kitchen looks like a war zone. Sure, it gives developers incredible graphics capabilities, but optimization? That's apparently an optional DLC that nobody bought. The face says it all - the silent disappointment of finding out your beautiful creation runs like a three-legged horse on most hardware.