Left side: Mythical unicorn developer writing perfect code while jamming to music, solving problems methodically, and creating crash-proof software. Right side: The brutal reality where we're all just angry devs screaming profanities at our screens, wondering how the exact same code that worked yesterday is now throwing 47 new errors. The "vibe coding" side is basically programming in its natural habitat—complete with existential dread, keyboard abuse, and that special moment when you fix a bug by changing absolutely nothing. Just rerunning the same code and suddenly it works. Magic!