Is this the boss? Just calling to say the project will be delayed because of a server crash

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Content Me going to report a bug to my manager My manager hitting me with "Hey I know that bug, I wrote it a while ago"

Content hey little man hows it goin? my code 8 errors, 3 warnings, 1 insulting comment on your career choice yea