Is this the boss? Just calling to say the project will be delayed because of a server crash

Content captainsnoop i hate it when game devs put "fixed several issues" in patch notes no. tell me what you fixed. i wanna know what the glitch was. you know those patch notes that are like "fixed an issue where if the player sat in a bush for too long, they'd become the size of a skyscraper" i wanna read those. tell me those. redrepose Team Fortress 2 Update Released 24951 product Oddate Valve An update to Team Fortress 2 has been released. The update will be applied automatically when you restart Team Fortress 2. The major changes include: - Fixed a bug where players could be teleported to hell and not have visible bumper car Source: captainsnoop 37,999 notes C

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Writing code with zero documentation is like putting your future self in a chokehold with a dirty boot. Sure, it feels fast and efficient now—why waste time on tests and comments when you could be "shipping features"? Fast forward six months and there you are, staring at your own cryptic spaghetti code like it's written in hieroglyphics. The boot of regret slowly crushing your soul as you whisper, "Who wrote this garbage? Oh wait... it was me." That's karma in its purest form.

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The classic developer-QA relationship in four panels! Developer confidently tosses code over the wall with zero testing, QA's initial excitement quickly fades into existential dread when they realize the dev hasn't even run the code once. That awkward silence in the last panel is worth a thousand compiler errors. It's basically the software development equivalent of handing someone a sandwich and then quietly admitting you're not sure if the meat is expired.

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