I hate Presents

Content Using a debugger Commenting out lines until you find the one causing the bug

Content Spiders are the only web developers that are happy to find bugs

This meme perfectly captures the twisted psychology of every developer alive. Warning about a tornado? *Clicks OK without reading* Totally fine. But the moment we see the word "error" in red? Complete meltdown mode activated! We'll casually ignore 57 compiler warnings that could literally destroy our entire application, but one tiny error message and suddenly we're questioning our career choices. The duality of programmer: completely unphased by actual life-threatening alerts, utterly devastated by a syntax error. Priorities, am I right?

Content python error messages: C error messages: Oh dear, oh dear. Gorgeous. You fucking donkey.

Content Your first podcast will be awful Your first video will be awful Your first article will be awful Your first art will be awful Your first photo will be awful Your first game will be awful But your first code will be perfect. Zero bugs and a very clean code. It will be "Hello World" Me: Print ("Hellow World!") Traceback (most recent call last): File "pyshell0", line 1, in module Print ("Hellow World!") NameError: name 'Print' is not defined

Oh honey, they said "coding is like a piano, you just need to learn how to use it" and CONVENIENTLY forgot to mention the part where the piano is ON FIRE, the sheet music is written in hieroglyphics, and someone keeps changing the laws of physics every time you press a key! 🔥 Sure, learning to code is "just like" learning an instrument—if that instrument occasionally EXPLODES when you hit the wrong note and the only instruction manual was written by someone who clearly hates you personally!