I Found How Bug And Feature Look Like

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I Found How Bug And Feature Look Like

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Same insect, different suit. The corporate transformation from "we screwed up" to "we meant to do that" is the oldest trick in software development. Just slap a business shirt on that bug, call it an "undocumented feature," and suddenly you're a visionary instead of someone who forgot to check their edge cases. The marketing department thanks you for your service.

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