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OH. MY. GOD. The absolute DEVOLUTION of programmers is too real! 😭 On the left, we have the CHAD programmer of yesteryear - building an ENTIRE OPERATING SYSTEM FROM SCRATCH, talking directly to God, and casually mentioning CIA conspiracies while coding in 640x480 resolution like some kind of digital BARBARIAN! And what do we have now? A pathetic little doge in a coffee sweater, TRAPPED in Vim, desperately clinging to Stack Overflow and Spotify for emotional support! Can't even exit a text editor without begging for help! The audacity! The TRAGEDY! For the uninitiated: TempleOS was an operating system coded entirely by one man (Terry Davis) who claimed divine inspiration. Meanwhile, Vim is that text editor where generations of programmers have been held hostage because nobody remembers how to exit it (it's :q! by the way, YOU'RE WELCOME).

Oh honey, the EVOLUTION of game developers is sending me to the SHADOW REALM! 💀 Back in the golden era, these GODS OF CODE were out here flexing their optimization skills like "behold my 97kb masterpiece that would make your calculator weep!" They'd write entire games in Assembly like it was a casual weekend hobby and not actual TORTURE. Fast forward to today's "Triple A" devs who are LITERALLY shipping 500GB monstrosities with day-one patches bigger than the entire gaming industry circa 1995. They're out here with their haunted, sleep-deprived faces basically saying "our game barely functions, but hey, buy a new PC or perish!" The breast milk thief subplot is just the cherry on top of this disaster sundae. I cannot EVEN with this industry anymore!

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Looks like McDonald's is running on JavaScript! Someone tried to access the Burger.Sidetext property but forgot to define the class properly. That's what happens when you let hungry devs code before lunch break. The burger box literally throwing a runtime error is peak fast food software integration. Next time try try/catch/eatAnyway() !

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