Hidden Bugs

Content Project manager: "Alright guys, I wanna see error- free code tomorrow we're about to deploy soon" Me: Walking into the meeting with everything in a Try-Catch 'SPI

Content When you compile your code and you get 499 errors instead of the usual 500 (-3,141 ThE ENGINEER

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Content DON'T RUN THIS PROGRAM include stdio.h includestring.h int main(void) printf("s", strerror (130)). WORST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE

The perfect intersection of coding obsession and relationship status! Developers telling their "girlfriend" they'll fix a bug while she sleeps is peak programmer self-delusion. The twist? She's just as imaginary as that clean solution you promised your team by morning. The real relationship is between you and that stubborn bug that's been ghosting your debugging attempts for three days straight. Your actual midnight companion? Stack Overflow and six variations of the same Google search.

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