Happened way too many time to deny it

Content You're working on a legacy program, and bump into a problem You find the exact problem, and a working solution on Stack Overflow It's the solution YOU posted, last time you worked on this app; 4 years ago.

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Someone's complaining about camelCase while writing a function that could be replaced with return number % 2 == 0 . The irony is thicker than the stack of unnecessary if statements. This is what happens when you optimize for LinkedIn engagement instead of code efficiency. Must be nice having that much time between standup meetings.

Content Your first podcast will be awful Your first video will be awful Your first article will be awful Your first art will be awful Your first photo will be awful Your first game will be awful But your first code will be perfect. Zero bugs and a very clean code. It will be "Hello World" Me: Print ("Hellow World!") Traceback (most recent call last): File "pyshell0", line 1, in module Print ("Hellow World!") NameError: name 'Print' is not defined

Gather 'round the campfire, kids! That's Mr. Krabs telling SpongeBob horror stories about the ancient debugging rituals. Back when Stack Overflow was just a gleam in Jeff Atwood's eye, we had to read man pages - these massive walls of cryptic text with more flags than the United Nations. No fancy IDEs with tooltips, no quick Google searches, just you and terminal output that might as well have been written in hieroglyphics. We'd spend hours deciphering parameters like archaeologists, only to find the solution was a single dash we missed on page 47. The youth today with their ChatGPT don't know the trauma of typing "man grep" and watching your evening disappear.

Content Using a JS debugger window.alert ('breakpoint')