From Passion To Violence: The Programmer's Journey

God himself is fed up with TypeScript developers abusing those keywords. Nothing says "I have no idea what I'm doing" like slapping auto and constexpr everywhere because Stack Overflow said it might work. The compiler's been trying to warn you for weeks, but you just keep suppressing those errors with more type gymnastics. Eventually the universe itself will collapse under the weight of your technical debt. Type safety is important, but at some point you've got to actually understand what you're typing.

Oh sweet heavens, the AUDACITY of that innocent "quick question" that morphs into the NIGHTMARE of rebuilding the entire codebase from scratch! 😱 One minute you're happily sipping coffee, the next you're questioning every architectural decision you've made since 2015. Meanwhile, your brain is frantically running through all possible escape routes like a hamster on espresso. "Should I fake a power outage? Develop sudden amnesia? Or just silently contemplate how I ended up here while my soul leaves my body?" The existential crisis is REAL, folks!

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Behold the UNHOLY ABOMINATION that is modern development! 🧟‍♂️ Up top we have the absolute CIRCUS of ingredients - Claude, ChatGPT, Gemini, random GitHub code you found at 3AM, documentation you barely skimmed, and YouTube tutorials made by someone who sounds like they're 12 but somehow knows more than your entire CS degree taught you. And what emerges from this UNGODLY FUSION? That tiny, pathetic rodent labeled "My actual code" - which you somehow stitch together into the bizarre chimera that is your "working code." Then the client shows up, looks at your creation, and has the AUDACITY to ask "What the hell is this?" as if they didn't ask for "Netflix but better" with a budget of $12 and a deadline of yesterday. THE NERVE! 💅

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