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Oh the IRONY! 😂 Asking engineers to write concise documentation is like asking a cat to fetch your mail! The person's face says it all - pure "are you kidding me?" energy! Engineers would rather write 10,000 lines of code than 10 lines explaining what it does. Documentation? That's just a mythical creature like the debugging unicorn that magically fixes your code! Every tech lead who's begged for updated docs feels this in their SOUL right now. Meanwhile, engineers are already mentally drafting a 47-page explanation of why they can't write a 1-page summary!

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Ah, the magnificent art of code documentation! This meme perfectly encapsulates what happens when developers "comment" their code. Instead of writing something useful like "This function handles user authentication with proper error checking," they just label obvious objects with stunning insights like "Trashbin." It's the programming equivalent of putting a sticky note on your refrigerator that says "Cold Food Box." Thanks, Captain Obvious! Next you'll be commenting your variable declarations with "// this is a variable" and loops with "// this repeats stuff." The true irony? Six months later, you'll still have no idea why you wrote that algorithm the way you did, but at least you know where the digital garbage goes!