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The classic "it works but I have no idea why" scenario. Your code's like that bird—technically flying, but in the most chaotic, physics-defying way possible. After 15 years of coding, I've learned the sacred rule: when something works through pure accident rather than design, you just back away slowly and leave it alone. Ship it. Document it as "proprietary algorithm" and never speak of it again. The right side is what happens when you try to "clean up" that spaghetti code that was somehow working.

The medal doesn't say "1st Place" - it says "1 Place"! Someone clearly forgot to sanitize their inputs and the programmer's medal got hit with a classic SQL injection attack. That sneaky hacker turned "1st" into "0" by injecting code through the medal engraving system. Rookie security mistake that turned gold into a big fat zero. And the programmer is just standing there looking smug because they probably executed the attack themselves. Classic case of "it's not a bug, it's a feature!"

Content How to do coding ROBOBBLOT LAPPLE DALLA: You write some code in the editor Then you try executing it. Fuck! You messed it all up, just like everything else you do. Your code is exactly like your life. ProarammerHumor.io A lot of bugs, unreadable... ... and no one loves you.

Content How I reel Complete the sentences to show how you feel about bugs. Bugs make me feel ) When I see a bug, I say. nothing Complete the picture to show an expression you might make when you see a bug.

Content 1960'5 Watch the dangling pointer 1990'5 Memory is so complicated. Gimme garbage collection 2020'5 What's a pointer?